I'M DROPPING MY ANCHOR NEW YEARS EVE AT SALA'S!

New Year's Eve is upon us

I've laid out the sailor dress ready

Cherry is taking Phenergan

So on board she can keep her feet steady

Sala's will look like the Love Boat

A lei on arrival & all

The fare will be hearty just like a real cruise

I promise we'll all have a ball!

So come in your 80s finery

Glittery, sailory, hot!

I'll be my usual glamorous self

And Cherry her usual, not!

Join us for deck games & drinkies

Music & songs will be jolly

I'll be waiting for handsome sailors

Underneath the gold holly

So come on board, come one, come all

Help bring in January 1st

Cherry & I & a special guest

Will successfully knacker your thirst!

So see you there Dollies, come up, say hello

Sing-along, make you some merry

Merry Christmas to you & to all whom you love

Sparkly hugs, me & Cherry

xoxox