I'M STILL HERE!

Hellllooooo Dollies!!!

I have been in rehab now for close to ten months. It's been amazing. I have learnt to love frozen yoghurt, plastic cutlery & group therapy sessions that involve kicking through the ashes of gold glitter addiction...it's a very real and under reported mental illness & I for one think that if someone has to raise awareness about this dangerous proclivity, however attractive it may seem - well, it may as well be me. As you can tell my ego has not taken a hit like most addicts will attest to when trapped within the walls of rehab. But that's just me - I am teflon. Nothing negative can stick to this glittering mortal coil!

I also wish to thank you all for the millions of letters and postcards. I have read them all. Well, Cherry has read them out to me when she visits. Which is every 4 minutes...

I would answer them but I have been strapped into this gold 'safety' jacket for months & am writing this with a bendy straw in my pursed young lips. Cherry says her bursitus is playing up & can't write to you all regardless of my pleading. Personally I think she is just being difficult. It is a trial. But it's what I do. I just. Give.

Here is a little video for you to watch - and please...think of me.

Adieu.

*straw drops and slight stream of dribble with star burst glistens*

I glove ypou a;ll *buzzes Nurse Ratchet to place straw into 27 3/4 year old lips*

xox

Deniiiiise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67wmsEaYcE