GOLDEN SCALES
Monday, January 18, 2010 Denise's impending exercise video soundtrack 'Animal' written & recorded by Jason Winn & Matt Gaudry 2009
It isn't true that Denise was seen at Musos Corner purchasing Grade 1 AMEB books...She knows her scales...And they ALWAYS have a 7 in the front (unless she's had a tummy bug after imbibing kebabs from Darby Street & then she is about 68 kg)...
Post script
No folks, that was not Ms Denise Gold stumbling out of the Cardiff Workers clutching a meat tray at 3am this morning...promise. (It certainly didn't have enough fat sausages on it anyway.)
DENISE GOLD
GOLD BOGIE
Photo caption: Denise 'supposedly' leaving Terry White's
There was a salacious & litigious article which almost appeared in New Idea this week concerning a so called "DENISE SIGHTING!!!" (That's right ladies & gentlemen, 3 errant exclamation marks).
Our sources swear black & blue that 'our Denise' was seen incognito thinly disguised as a bogan at the Terry White Chemist in Hamilton, Newcastle, NSW at 7pm last Thursday purchasing what appeared to be (visible through the 200mm telephoto paparazzi Grace Kale had attached to her Kodak Brownie) a Canesten tube & some Phenergan. 25mg... (the Phenergan, not the Canesten, Denise would need h-e-a-p-s more...than..*cough*). We wish these sources had some real evidence, & if anyone chooses to go through her garbage that will be entirely your decision.
Cherry B. Holden was asked to comment & offered this eloquent response,
"Denise was at a Zumba class last Thursday & anyone resembling her in ugh boots, umber flannelette shirt & burnt sienna leg warmers is purely a coincidence. Alot of people carry gold thermoses these days. Speculation, pure & UTTER speculum (before the Canesten I believe)."
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