GOLDEN HEAD

Whoopdee-do!

Spies who were at the Wallsend Diggers Club last night have contacted us here at Goldwatch with some v-e-r-y interesting news. World acclaimed neurosurgeon Dr Charlie Teo was seen embracing the Golden Girl with vim & vigour, & just a little bit of 'ooooh come 'ere darlin' I want to touch yer'...(not in that Cockney accent but we thought it might add a bit of 'ows yer father...or at least start a rumour.)

Ms Gold was seen backstage laughing with the flirtatious surgeon as he showed off his bagpipes. An old boy of Scots College, Sydney he has been a long time fan of the drone bags & informers tell us he has only recently returned to them after a 20 year hiatus while he's been distracted saving peoples lives by removing brain tumours. The truth is that he knew Denise would be at the gig & so hurriedly got back into training so he could attend yesterday & get up close & personal with Miss Newcastle Showgirl 1985 (Runner Up).

He accompanied Goldilocks onstage with a stirring rendition of ACDC's 'It's a Long Way to the Top'...apparently there was definite chemistry on that stage as Denise stood there replete in orange zebra print & he stood like a sentinel in his kilt & long socks.

It is rumoured that Dr Teo is married with 4 daughters but we predict a definite change of events in the near future. 

Stay tuned,

Yours,

Ima Nozee-Parker