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Wednesday
Aug312011

GOLD MAN, LOOK AT MY LIFE, I'M ALOT LIKE YOUUUUU WERE

Word here at DGI is that Ms Gold's father Roald, has made a gaol break from Cessnock Correctional Centre. He was last seen clutching a fistful of TAB tickets, & making various leg extension jumps over imaginary hurdles in the exercise yard Sunday...there is an APB out for the SOB & all SWAT members are on high alert. 

If you see him in the Hunter Valley area please let me know through this website. Ms Gold wants to give him a hug for Fathers Day & claim all the dog winnings he has been holding back from her whilst behind bars.

Yours sincerely,

Cherry B. Holden

(PA to MDG)

PS he is not armed, nor dangerous just very very malodorous...

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