ON GOLDEN POND MEETS GOLDFINGER

Spies indicate strong evidence that the Golden Girl is heading to the Golden Suburb Aged Care Facility today. The leopard print port is packed & at the front door of Goldlands. The mike stand & microphone case are next to it...there is also (sighted through the binoculars here in a drilled out portaloo across the road from Goldlands on a faux construction site reminiscent of the Truman Show) a large blue travelling wig box...although why Ms Gold would have this is a mystery. Everyone knows she is renowned for her long & naturally cascading tresses...perhaps this is just a Gold herring.

One thing's for sure - the residents at Golden Suburb better have their hearing aids on low.

Roger Willco, over & out,

Conrad McDongall, head spy.