Sighting bound to freak nurses out!
Monday, April 29, 2013 
Ms Gold, previously thought to have spontaneously combusted during a stint in rehab for glitter addiction, has been allegedly sighted at Waratah Kmart.
The giddy eyewitness said,
"Oh my Gold! I couldn't believe it was her...it looked like her, the stiletto heels sounded light and feminine JUST like her & in the half light streaming through the 'Big is Beautiful' section I could just make out her long natural lashes. I still wasn't convinced until she grabbed the microphone from the red light special girl and sang 'I'm too sexy' until she got the pantyhose for half price."
What is going on? HAS Ms Gold returned from a pulverised end? Or in a twist to rival Days of our Lives DID Ms Gold plan her own false death only to return in time for the Australia's Got Talent callbacks?
Stay tuned Gold Botherers,
Seamus McWerk
(Head of Snooping)
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